Oh my goodness gracious, tears are welling up in my eyes at the idea of this boycott! Tears of laughter, naturally, although I don't know how I can both stick to the boycott while simultaneously expressing my delight over the internet. If you cannot see me laughing, how do you know that you've been funny? I suppose I could just say,
"That was most amusing!"
or
"You are too much, and by too much, I mean that you are very funny and you have caused me to erupt in laughter."
or the classic
"How droll."
But how will you know that I am not being disingenuous? One could gnash their teeth, clench their fists into angry tight, white balls, and rent their garments in the sheer frustration of not knowing for certain. Are we sure that we want to take on this drastic boycott? Are we certain that we can just trust that we are causing laughter and accept the possibility that without validation we might never know if we are actually funny?
